- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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