- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

There was an american man on the way to work.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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