why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

i like men but im not gay

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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