- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

whats the capital of congo famine

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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