Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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this is stupid .... yep

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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