- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

epic win?

A seal walks into a club.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

You know what's cool? Yep.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Neil Lewis

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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