- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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