Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

A seal walks into a club.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

You know what's cool? Yep.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

epic win?

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Neil Lewis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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