what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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