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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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