- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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