Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Gus's mom

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

haha black people :D

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

hello

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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