- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Miscarriages.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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