- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Gus's mom

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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