Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

whats polish and black a polish black person

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What does greg and Ian have in common?

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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