- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Get on the boat.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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