- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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