Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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it's funny because it's funny

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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were at work systems r down

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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