A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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