How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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A black man comes home from work.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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