you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

thumb_up thumb_down -22

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

thumb_up thumb_down -22

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I'm Andrew Schmitt

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

thumb_up thumb_down -22

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

69

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

thumb_up thumb_down -22

if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops