What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Well this is pointless.....

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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