what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

did you stub your toe?

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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