- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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