- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Sammi suck kyles chode

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

God

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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