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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

How do you spell eight? 8

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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