Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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