- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

You're a frog

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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