what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

So a seal walks into a club.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

How do you spell eight? 8

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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