Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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denisssssssssssssss

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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the WNBA

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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