- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

a seal walks into a club.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Women's rights.

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