When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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