- Anti Joke

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean