Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Ben Affleck

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

hard cheese

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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