Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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whats black and strange a paki

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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Anti Joke

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