- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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