- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

A young baby died.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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