What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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