A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Anti Joke

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