- Anti Joke

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Obama walks into a hospital....

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Ben Corbishley

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that