- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

A black man walks Into a bar.

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

a black guy hates chicken.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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