- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

politically correct!

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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