- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Basically copying you.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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