How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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asdf

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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