- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Neither did she.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Chris Bosh's neck

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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