- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Youre mom is so dead...

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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