How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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Gay republicans

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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Not a joke.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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