- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Rush Limbaugh

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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