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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

Im batman...suck it losers

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

go F*** yourself

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Womens rights

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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