- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

A mormon walks into a bar.

I wrote a funny joke.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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