- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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