- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

epic win?

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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