Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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the midget went to the midget store

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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