Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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What do black people eat? Food.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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