How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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What? Huh?

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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You have friends

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Tucker Rivera

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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