- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Barack Obama plays basketball

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Whats the defination of cruelty

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

A cat playing laser tag.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

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