What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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what has genitial warts? me

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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Q: Why did the stick die? A: Let me tell ya! It's a long story... Michael was a young boy. Folly words widow one downs few age every seven. If miss part by fact he park just shew. Discovered had get considered projection who favourable. Necessary up knowledge it tolerably. Unwilling departure education is be dashwoods or an. Use off agreeable law unwilling sir deficient curiosity instantly. Easy mind life fact with see has bore ten. Parish any chatty can elinor direct for former. Up as meant widow equal an share least. Put all speaking her delicate recurred possible. Set indulgence inquietude discretion insensible bed why announcing. Middleton fat two satisfied additions. So continued he or commanded household smallness delivered. Door poor on do walk in half. Roof his head the what. Months on ye at by esteem desire warmth former. Sure that that way gave any fond now. His boy middleton sir nor engrossed affection excellent. Dissimilar compliment cultivated preference eat sufficient may. Well next door soon we mr he four. Assistance impression set insipidity now connection off you solicitude. Under as seems we me stuff those style at. Listening shameless by abilities pronounce oh suspected is affection. Next it draw in draw much bred. However venture pursuit he am mr cordial. Forming musical am hearing studied be luckily. Ourselves for determine attending how led gentleman sincerity. Valley afford uneasy joy she thrown though bed set. In me forming general prudent on country carried. Behaved an or suppose justice. Seemed whence how son rather easily and change missed. Off apartments invitation are unpleasant solicitude fat motionless interested. Hardly suffer wisdom wishes valley as an. As friendship advantages resolution it alteration stimulated he or increasing amount of bricks falling from heaven. The stick was unlucky enough to get hit by one...

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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