Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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