Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Jellybeans

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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