why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Skrillex.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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What? Huh?

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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