- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

why did the man die? he had cancer

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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