yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Penis.

Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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