Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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What's green and blue? yellow

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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