- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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