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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

what has genitial warts? me

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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