What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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woman's rights

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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My name is Jeff

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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