- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

do you wanna hear a joke school

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

I love alchohol!

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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