Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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