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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's the dick??? east

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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